22 August 2012

The teleological argument isn't rational

Ever wonder why the Bunch can be so wrong and still claim they are right?  They are not rational where "right" is demonstrable as a concrete term, they are teleological.  Teleological theories define the "right" in terms of the "good."   Which is why all of their petty little arguments boil down to wishful thinking and "for the common good."  Because they want it to be so (because it is how they define good) it must be right according to teleological thinking.  Accepting that they are completely wrong would destroy their worldview and internal philosophy in a way that a brick destroys a pane glass window. 

Firehand linked back to Days of Our Trailers about how the Brady campaign is now an expert on self defense.  I could not believe that anyone could be so utterly out of touch with reality without being forced to take medication to bring them back from lala land.

Seriously did they even ask a "Self Defense Expert" before speaking with such convicted authority that the magic of self defense makes guns unnecessary?  What if the other guy has a gun and your million dollar black belt becomes useless?  Will the Brady campaign tell us to "Take the Red Pill, then you can dodge bullets, but by the time you can dodge bullets, you won't have to" and claim to free us all from the computer program that has been running our lives?


So I went ahead and googled the phrase "real world self defense" and figured that maybe I was wrong?  Nope, the first hit back is http://www.amazon.com/Real-World-Self-defense-Staying-Dangerous/dp/1581600445 which is a manual on things like improvising weapons and using firearms to stay alive.

But wait, the Brady Bunch said "proper self defense" so I googled that.  The first return on that led to this money quote from http://kidshealth.org/teen/safety/safebasics/self_defense.html#
A good self-defense class can teach you how to size up a situation and decide what you should do. Self-defense classes can also teach special techniques for breaking an attacker's grasp and other things you can do to get away. For example, attackers usually anticipate how their victim might react — that kick to the groin or jab to the eyes, for instance. A good self-defense class can teach you ways to surprise your attacker and catch him or her off guard.  AM's note, this was written by an M.D. and not a Self Defense instructor.
 Now I may have a different opinion of "little to no damage" but when you are teaching students moves to catch an attacker off guard so you can do things to get away, those things usually involve lots of pain.

I've studied martial arts under four black belts in four different styles.  I've got Combatives Level II certification from the Army and I've lost track of the mat hours I've accumulated.  I think I've got a pretty broad experience in studying "self defense" and not a single instructor I've ever trained under, EVEN WHEN I STUDIED AIKIDO, was concerned about not hurting a real attacker.  In the dojo we thank our partners for giving us the gift of training, and so we work really hard not to hurt them for real.  But training injuries are very common, because as safe as you make hand to hand combat there is no way to get down to "no damage to the VICTIM."

Why do they even bother?  Even google can't make their fantasy world a reality.  How small minded can someone be when they cannot even face reality?

6 comments:

Carl said...

Studied boxing while in the Army under a 9 year all-Army champ. Did the black belt thing after that. Been through the knife fighting course. Edged weapons scare the crap out of me. Give me a firearm any day. Self-defense is a good subject to study, but up close and personal can get you hurt, and quickly. Even with a firearm a dying opponent can kill you before he assumes room temperature. Take USMC General J. Mattis' advice: "Be polite, be professional, and have a plan to kill everyone you meet."

Anonymous said...

"EVEN WHEN I STUDIED AIKIDO"

LMAO!

That right there was worth the bile in the nose effect it elicited.

drjim said...

I'm too old, too slow, and have too many long ago injuries to be able to use martial arts effectively.
Which is why I keep my 1911, and my Remington 870, by my bedside.

AM said...

Anonymous,

Glad someone understands that the "gentle art" isn't all that gentle when it comes to self defense. People forget that O'Sensei himself broke his ukei's arm in a demonstration once.

Anonymous said...


AM,

It'd be interesting to see a discussion between Ms. Brady/one of her anti-2A/pro-thug co-cultists & someone w/ expertise in that field like, say, Massad Ayoob. The possibilities for hilarity at their shock & stupidly lame attempts to stave off their/the audience's fantasy disabusement are truly titillating to contemplate. Would that I/someone else could arrange it, it'd likely be right up there w/ Richard Pryor &/or Richard Jeni for entertainment value.


Cassandra (of Troy)

Arizona said...

11First off we have russians and chinese up the ass in the USA,there running the police depts,highway patrol,and military forces everywhere,caches of foreign supplies in the national forests,WE,have been INVADED,the only thing I can say is screw the brady bunch,they won't lift a finger to help them selves,much less their neighbors,we'll either focus on the problem at hand or be subjected to rule by foreign forces,THAT means total loss of everything we have..including our freedom.............